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Six months ago, Mindy Seeheeheean used her personal computer to purchase a blue camping chair.  Today, for the fifth day in a row, Mindy’s bright blue chair is firmly planted outside the sprawling estate of Bill Gates, the man she believes is responsible for the death of her computer.  ''I just want him to talk to me,'' Mindy cried at ...

Today the Supreme Court ruled, in a unanimous decision, that the word “grok” is ugly, disgusting, and completely unnecessary.  Citizens who have read or heard the word are urged to slide splayed metal hangers into their earholes, poking their very brains.  Experts warn that anyone using the word in the future will not be ...