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Today is Sarah's birthday but all she has to show for it, so far, is a cake that says “Happy Birthday Susie.” We're celebrating her birthday with a dinner and a concert on Sunday, so today is mostly a non-event.  I'm even waiting until Sunday to give her the goofy birthday cards from me and the boys, since I plan on buying those cards ...

From time to time my wife can be a cold, cold woman.  Especially in bed.  Now, I’m not saying that she’s an ice queen or anything, but she does like to sit on a throne and tell ice what to do. Before you get too excited, know that I’m not speaking figuratively here about emotional ...