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When I say in job interviews that I'm a people person, I mean it.  I just love people.  I love them more than animals, more than trees, and even slightly more than I love snack cakes.  The only thing I don't love about people is that, from time to time, I have to talk to them.  Often, when stuck speaking with someone that ...

 – I don't like paying money for trees.  It seems weird.  Our planet is covered in trees, but now there are people holding baby trees hostage.  Meanwhile, only God can make a tree, and He’s not getting any of the proceeds.  So to summarize, the tree people are tearing down a rainforest each ...