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Announcing: Snack Cakes for Links
01 August 05 09:45 PM | Jason Looney | 3 Comments   
Despite this blog being one of the best on the Internet, hardly anyone reads it. The problem? Well, obviously it's not the writing -- the writing is fantastic. The problem seems to be that none of you bastards is linking to me. With this in mind, I am Read More...
Like Oil and Water are Zits and Rain
29 July 05 01:15 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
I have zits on the back of my head. This is how my body has decided to age. Instead of getting zits in normal places, I now get zits in awkward places, such as my legs, chest, and now, the back of my head. Those cutting my hair have to shave over and Read More...
About That Dead Dog of Yours
21 May 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 7 Comments   
– I don't like paying money for trees. It seems weird. Our planet is covered in trees, but now there are people holding baby trees hostage. Meanwhile, only God can make a tree, and He’s not getting any of the proceeds. So to summarize, the Read More...