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Ask Anyone Who Drinks And Writes Letters To Newsweek
06 February 06 07:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I subscribe to Newsweek , mainly for the columnists, but partly because it's now a thesaurus for awkward ways to say "an unidentified source." When Newsweek fell into hot water a few months ago because of their use of unidentified sources they committed Read More...
Other Countries Elect Dips Too
05 February 06 09:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Alan : The Dilbert guy has a good post about Hamas winning that election. Alan : http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/01/dog_catches_car.html Jason : I haven't watched television or read the Interline in a while. I'm completely out of Read More...
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Keep This Man Away From Your Children
05 October 05 01:45 PM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
According to this Oddly Enough! article from Reuters , Jay Leno is releasing a book for children titled How to be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your Class) . I will now point out several things that are so obvious they hardly need Read More...
Mindy's Story
29 August 05 10:00 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Six months ago, Mindy Seeheeheean used her personal computer to purchase a blue camping chair. Today, for the fifth day in a row, Mindy’s bright blue chair is firmly planted outside the sprawling estate of Bill Gates, the man she believes is responsible Read More...
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Making Us Think Differently
07 July 05 07:15 AM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
A teenager was murdered in Brooklyn a few days ago. A dozen or so bandits attacked the boy and his friends, stole many things — including tennis shoes and an iPod — and stabbed the kid to death. I know about this story because… well… Read More...
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Grokster Loses
27 June 05 09:45 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Today the Supreme Court ruled , in a unanimous decision, that the word “ grok ” is ugly, disgusting, and completely unnecessary. Citizens who have read or heard the word are urged to slide splayed metal hangers into their earholes, poking their very brains. Read More...
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From Red To Orange To Itchy
20 June 05 10:45 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
CNN just ran a story about the “softer side” of Saddam. Former guards of the mass murderer tell us that Saddam likes writing poetry, working on his garden, and smoking cigars. According to CNN, the former dictator has also taken a liking to Read More...
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The Spoils of Warhol
12 May 05 07:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Let’s play another round of “Which Way Should We Take It?” News Item : “One of Andy Warhol's 13 silkscreens of Elizabeth Taylor has sold at auction for $12.6 million.” Ways We Could Take It : Headline: Some Insane Apparently Read More...
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