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The Ethics of Scaring Crows
31 October 05 12:00 PM | Jason Looney | 3 Comments   
I don't mean to offend, but if you are an adult and you are wearing a costume, I don't like you. Today is Halloween and, already, I've seen several people in costume here at work. I mean, come on. How am I supposed to take your thoughts on software seriously Read More...
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Like Oil and Water are Zits and Rain
29 July 05 01:15 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
I have zits on the back of my head. This is how my body has decided to age. Instead of getting zits in normal places, I now get zits in awkward places, such as my legs, chest, and now, the back of my head. Those cutting my hair have to shave over and Read More...
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30 June 05 02:00 PM | Jason Looney | 7 Comments   
I’ve titled this blog “Jason Looney” because I think it’s silly for personal blogs to have brand names. In fact, when I link to other blogs, I typically do so by the author’s name rather than the blog’s name. I suppose Read More...
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Things I've Done Right
16 June 05 08:15 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I’ve done a lot of things in my life. Things I’m proud of, things I’m not. But I’ve done very few of these things with my left hand. I keep my wallet in my left pocket, but that’s just to facilitate my right hand getting Read More...
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The Little Debbie In My Beard
02 May 05 07:15 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Chris visited me in Colorado this week while my wife and children visited Missouri. This is the best arrangement for everyone, really, since Chris and I are absolutely insufferable together. We like to stay up late, yell at killer dunks on the television, Read More...