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Using Your Coffee Hole For Good
20 December 05 11:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
For whatever reason the Starbucks near our office has boxes of espresso beans stacked down their back hallway. Yesterday I found that they’re also keeping a stack of boxes in the men's restroom. So if you happen to be sitting in the Louisville, Colorado Read More...
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Venti, Viddi, Vicci
13 June 05 12:00 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I’m still holding out. I’m holding my ground. I refuse to use the goofy names for cup sizes at Starbucks. Tall = small? Whatever. Let’s be honest: It’s not a “grande mocha.” It’s a “medium enema.” Read More...
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Passing Bucks and Gas
25 May 05 08:30 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
My wife and I celebrated our eighth anniversary last night. Each year around this time we like to reflect on our accomplishments, our relationship, and all the various manners of passive aggression we're using to destroy each other's hopes of happiness. Read More...
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About That Dead Dog of Yours
21 May 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 7 Comments   
– I don't like paying money for trees. It seems weird. Our planet is covered in trees, but now there are people holding baby trees hostage. Meanwhile, only God can make a tree, and He’s not getting any of the proceeds. So to summarize, the Read More...
Bookstores are for smart people. And Alex.
21 April 05 06:45 AM | Jason Looney | 17 Comments   
Walking through the bookstore on our coffee break, Richard stopped, turned to the rest of us, and pointed to this month's Architectural Digest . It had gold embossing on the cover, declaring this issue the "Architecture Issue." Richard said nothing. He Read More...
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