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The 8:00 AM Meeting
13 February 06 08:15 AM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
There's nothing quite like the 8:00 AM meeting. As soon as you see the invitation you know it's trouble. You've missed these things before — the one morning you roll in at 9:30 is always the morning of an 8:00 AM meeting. So when you accept the invitation Read More...
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All MY Missouri Friends Save at Banks
26 December 05 02:00 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
The good people of Springfield, Missouri are routinely subjected to bad and cruel things. Grey winters, exposed power lines, and newscasters so awful you can't even laugh at them, just to name a few. But this year a thing so horrifying has been foisted Read More...
The Key to Proper Parenting
26 October 05 12:45 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I hope my wife is journaling all the stories she tells when I come home in the evenings. I mean, things like The Key Incident just shouldn't go undocumented... It happened shortly after Sarah emerged from a toy store with our boys, ages 2 and 1. She first Read More...
Car Owners
10 October 05 07:30 AM | Jason Looney | 4 Comments   
I should tell you first that I am not a car guy. I drive my car a lot, but many of its details remain a mystery to me; details like the displacement of its engine and the location of its wiper fluid. While I understand most of the pedals and knobs at Read More...
Trust Me, You Should Really Go Ahead Of Me
13 July 05 05:45 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
I'm working on my first ever rap song. Although I'm not sure if "rap song" is even a thing. Should I just say "rap?" FYI, I'm white. Anyway, here are the lyrics I have so far: Made my stop in my mad Merced Lady to my right waves, "Go ahead" But it was Read More...
On The Importance Of Driving Maniacally
17 June 05 08:30 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Today I drove across town to meet my wife and children for a photo session with the kids. I didn’t want to be late, and somehow this simple desire turned me into a manic, hazardous driver. I had some difficulty getting out of our subdivision, which was Read More...
Heady Defenestration
09 March 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
If you’ve ever sat in a car made by Chrysler or any other automobile manufacturer, you must read this short article . Please take a few seconds to read the entire thing. Read More...
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