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Last Look at the Weather
23 February 06 11:00 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Don’t ask me how I know this, but somewhere around 10:45 each night our local WB station runs a feature called “Last Look at the Weather.” I don’t like this feature. First, it’s not my last look at the weather. It’s my only look at the weather. I learned Read More...
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British Phil Is Never Amused
03 February 06 10:00 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
British Phil and I work together and share disdain for all but the best television commercials. Last week I went to his cubicle and asked, “You know which commercial I like even though they’ve shown it a million times?” And British Phil said, “The Nextel Read More...
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Five Burning Questions
05 December 05 11:00 AM | Jason Looney | 4 Comments   
Five questions that smell like burning: Should I put this Snickers bar in the freezer? I mean, I work with fairly honest people and all, but isn't an unattended and frozen Snickers bar pushing the boundary of what temptations we can reasonably expect Read More...
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Keep This Man Away From Your Children
05 October 05 01:45 PM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
According to this Oddly Enough! article from Reuters , Jay Leno is releasing a book for children titled How to be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your Class) . I will now point out several things that are so obvious they hardly need Read More...
Rock IT Man
22 July 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
When things get busy around the house, this blog goes Shatner . That’s the way it is. I tried creating this video clip myself, using my fancy-schmancy DVD-burning TiVo and the fancy-schmancy video editing tools on my fancy-schmancy laptop, but could never Read More...
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Number One and Number s e v e n
18 July 05 10:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
It has come to my attention that this blog is now the #1 “John Elway / Snack Cake” blog on the Internet. Congratulations me!!! Today I will continue my trouncing of the competition. John Elway took part in a “legends” competition Read More...
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Colorado Sports Is What This One's About
29 April 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
At halftime of the Nuggets-Spurs game on Sunday, Charles Barkley declared — with authority — that San Antonio would not only win the game, but would win the entire series in short order. At the time he said this — with authority — Read More...
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Trippin', Short For Tripping, Because She's a Hip Hippy Hippie
30 March 05 06:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I'm happy to report that the Daddy Needs A DVR 2005 Campaign has ended... pleasantly! Instead of losing an appendage ( see : Daddy Needs A Laptop 2003), I was awarded a TiVo . I've come to learn that the TiVo automatically records programs for you based Read More...
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She Was a Pretty Toilet... Then I Shatner
10 March 05 07:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
We’re doing a bunch of work on the house this week, which means we’ve been staying up until 1:00 a.m. each night to play with furniture and drywall screws. So, it’s a light blogging week. But that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten about you. We know how you Read More...
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Lost Forever
03 March 05 08:30 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
Anybody catch Lost last night? Me too! I TiVo ’d it. Oh wait — no I didn’t. I was busy grinding flour in my stone crucible. And tending to my oxen herd. And growing my man-beard. (So begins the campaign: Daddy Needs a DVR 2005) Read More...
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