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But My Bombs Bring Happiness!
09 January 06 09:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I live in a normal house in a normal suburb, and I’m pretty bad at math. Even so, I must admit that I am guilty of sending suspicious packages across international boundaries . (I wonder if this is how Kaczynski started. Maybe I should look into Mailers Read More...
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A Popcorn Social
12 December 05 07:15 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
When I say in job interviews that I'm a people person, I mean it. I just love people. I love them more than animals, more than trees, and even slightly more than I love snack cakes. The only thing I don't love about people is that, from time to time, Read More...
Snack Cake Roundup
05 October 05 06:00 AM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
The Snack Cakes for Links program ended a little over a month ago and was a roaring success. Several people participated, I found a couple of great blogs, and — most importantly of all — it didn’t take the Internet by storm. (Sending a snack cake for Read More...
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Have a Good Weekend! Here's How:
19 August 05 03:45 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
thelooneys.com is growing and improving, only you can’t see it. Not yet. It’s not ready. The new stuff is in development. We’re working on it. In the mean time, check it, yo: Represent!!! Read More...
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Ding Dong, The Witch Melted
04 August 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
The snack cakes for hyperlinks program is picking up steam. We’re nowhere near a full head of steam, mind you, but the first signs of a boil have appeared. Speaking of which, I had boils once, and I found the home remedy of treating them with water vapor Read More...
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Announcing: Snack Cakes for Links
01 August 05 09:45 PM | Jason Looney | 3 Comments   
Despite this blog being one of the best on the Internet, hardly anyone reads it. The problem? Well, obviously it's not the writing -- the writing is fantastic. The problem seems to be that none of you bastards is linking to me. With this in mind, I am Read More...
Like Oil and Water are Zits and Rain
29 July 05 01:15 AM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
I have zits on the back of my head. This is how my body has decided to age. Instead of getting zits in normal places, I now get zits in awkward places, such as my legs, chest, and now, the back of my head. Those cutting my hair have to shave over and Read More...
First Ingredient
18 July 05 11:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Since Sarah is devoted to keeping our family free from foods with plastics in them, if anything tasty is to be bought for our pantry, I have to make my own trip to the grocery store. This is why, the other night, I found myself at King Soopers picking Read More...
I'm Your Boy
15 July 05 06:30 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
Dear Makers of Products, If you have a product that you are trying to sell, please send one to me. For I give you my word: If you send me a free product, I will seriously consider writing about it. You have nothing to lose, really. If I like your product, Read More...
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Big Spender
13 June 05 02:00 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
Now that I’m a grown man (and get, like, a paycheck and stuff), I like to throw my money around. Sometimes I’ll make two packages of Ramen. That’s right, TWO. Other times I’ll make a meal of Little Debbie’s 25¢ snack cakes. Read More...
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Baby Food
09 June 05 07:45 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I'm thinking of giving my kids their own blogs. Since our oldest is two and the youngest is a baby, it would be a fascinating experiment — their entire lives could be documented blogospherically. Sure, this type of thing might be commonplace in the future, Read More...
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About That Dead Dog of Yours
21 May 05 08:00 AM | Jason Looney | 7 Comments   
– I don't like paying money for trees. It seems weird. Our planet is covered in trees, but now there are people holding baby trees hostage. Meanwhile, only God can make a tree, and He’s not getting any of the proceeds. So to summarize, the Read More...
The Little Debbie In My Beard
02 May 05 07:15 PM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
Chris visited me in Colorado this week while my wife and children visited Missouri. This is the best arrangement for everyone, really, since Chris and I are absolutely insufferable together. We like to stay up late, yell at killer dunks on the television, Read More...