Testimonial: Baby Einstein Videos

See the spikey-haired boy ostensibly resembling a young Albert Einstein? 

My son thinks that boy's name is Julie Clark.  Sure, I could tell him that the little boy with the crazy hair isn't named Julie Clark and that Julie Clark is the pretty lady who founded the company.  But I don't.  Because I want him to be stupid.

He just turned three and he knows more about classical music than I do. Why?  Because I read Greek tragedies and teach things to children?  Of course not.  Genetics?  Get real.  No, the blame rests entirely on Julie “The Homewrecker” Clark.  Her better-than-me videos have taught my boy Bach, Beethoven, Schubert, and daWhoGivesAFrig.  I can hum any classical tune and he’ll instantly cite the source.  "That's Mozart!"  

He can name the composer of the tune that I'm humming and I have no idea if he's wrong or right.

So now you can see where I’m coming from.  If the little snot wants to think he's so smart, fine.  Just don't expect me to point out the obvious and glaring differences between a grown woman and some squiggly lines. 

“Julie Clark” it is.