January 2006 - Posts

Saved By The Microsoft OneNote
27 January 06 01:00 PM | Jason Looney | 4 Comments   
In this post I would like to address Microsoft OneNote directly. Hi Microsoft OneNote, my name is Jason. I'm the one who's always using you. I keep my meeting notes in you, my blog ideas in you, and those really dark thoughts about the Mr. Clean guy in Read More...
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Testimonial: Baby Einstein Videos
19 January 06 10:00 PM | Jason Looney | 1 Comments   
See the spikey-haired boy ostensibly resembling a young Albert Einstein? My son thinks that boy's name is Julie Clark. Sure, I could tell him that the little boy with the crazy hair isn't named Julie Clark and that Julie Clark is the pretty lady who founded Read More...
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Sleep Lab
14 January 06 09:45 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I'm not sure what to think of the words "Sleep Lab." I have trouble sleeping from time to time, but my insomnia is usually caused by anxiousness and/or the lack of a nearby refrigerator. In other words, for me personally, knowing there were sensors and Read More...
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But My Bombs Bring Happiness!
09 January 06 09:30 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
I live in a normal house in a normal suburb, and I’m pretty bad at math. Even so, I must admit that I am guilty of sending suspicious packages across international boundaries . (I wonder if this is how Kaczynski started. Maybe I should look into Mailers Read More...
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To Morgan Freeman's Chagrin
03 January 06 10:00 AM | Jason Looney | 0 Comments   
The boys are eating some of those new Colored Goldfish here at Grandma’s house. Sarah is making the kids refer to them as Aquatic Americans. Good times. Read More...
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I Hereby Resolve
02 January 06 01:30 PM | Jason Looney | 2 Comments   
I hate the snobs who think they're above making New Year's resolutions. Do they really think there's nothing about themselves that could use some changing? No aspect of their life has been sliding in the wrong direction? Really? Life is busy and crazy Read More...
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