Snack Cake Roundup

Published 05 October 05 06:00 AM | Jason Looney 

The Snack Cakes for Links program ended a little over a month ago and was a roaring success.  Several people participated, I found a couple of great blogs, and — most importantly of all — it didn’t take the Internet by storm.  (Sending a snack cake for each hyperlink is one of those ideas that sounds a lot better when you’re someplace besides a post office, filling out an international declarations form for a Ding Dong while a grumpy postal worker watches and sighs, awaiting you to give her more money than AdSense will give you in your entire life.)

Below is the final list of everyone who participated in the program.  If you think you participated and are not listed here, let me know.

  • Mike Pope gave a link, then documented his reward.  On a personal note, it was great fun sending a cake to “One Microsoft Way.”  From the looks of it, I could send Steve Ballmer a snack cake using roughly the same address.  But I bet that guy gets snack cakes sent to him all the time.  (If you know what I mean.)
     
  • Jason Bean gave a link, but was wise enough to avoid the temptation of sugary goodness, so he received a virtual cake instead.  Incidentally, the name of his blog is ‘bnpositive’ which is amazingly close to the name I had originally chosen for my blog: ‘Wow Look How Positive I Am Today.’
     
  • Richard Masoner gave a link, and received a personal delivery (see also this post on his cycling blog).  Richard lives about a mile from me, roughly a block from where Jon Rice is moving to.  Richard, since you haven’t met Jon yet, let me give you a heads up: Sell your house and run away as fast as you can your neighborhood is about to go to crap please don’t tell Jon I told you this call me on the other side oh no I think I hear Jon coming help!
      
  • Susan Mernit gave a link and received a Ding Dong.  These are the facts, people, and I think it’s about time for the rumors about us to go away.  It was just a simple, honest exchange.  I’ve never even been to Palo Alto.  (Only my Ding Dong has.)
     
  • Jeremy Wright was grandfathered in since I owe him a piece of anything decent that comes from my blogging.  His was the first international shipment and, sadly, it showed what a wuss I am.  When filling out the declarations form I wanted to write something like “A sweet little chunk of heaven” or “Brown Ding Dong” or “Exhibit A in the case against my lovehandles.”  Instead, I just wrote “Snack Cake.”  What a wimp.
     
  • Cody Powell gave a link and received a Ding Dong, the perfect companion for his beloved shells and cheese.  Someday, Cody, you’ll get married, and you won’t be allowed to eat Velveeta and Hostess for dinner anymore.  Instead you will consume dinners of Velveeta, Hostess, Longing, and Regret.  So, you know, enjoy it while you can.
     
  • Leon Bambrick of secretgeek.net gave a link, however his snack cake is currently held up in customs in Australia.  I’m working with the U.S. Ambassador and the Consulate to straighten this mess out.  I swear.
     
  • Rick Waldvogel gave a link and his snack cake is also held up in Australian customs.  Actually, Rick’s another Longmont guy, and his snack cake will be waiting for him the next time I see him at Buffalo Wild Wings (hint hint). 
     
  • And it looks like I received a late link from a man I’ll refer to as John 3.5, since I don’t know his name.  John, if you’re out there, send your mailing info my way.  (I don’t have a Blogger account, so I can’t comment on your blog, and I couldn’t find your e-mail addy on your site.)
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# Jeremy Wright said on November 1, 2005 6:00 AM:
But the "snack cake" was soooo good ;-) Thanks mate!
# secretGeek said on November 3, 2005 4:31 PM:
Surely the quarantine period for cakes wouldn't be longer than a few years. You didn't let any birds sneeze on the cake did you? There are issues with that sort of thing at the moment.

The aniticipation is killing me. But the cake will taste all the sweeter when it arrives.
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