We Can Feel Your Disappointment From Here
Another month has come and gone, so it’s time for my favorite ritual: looking through the list of searches that brought people to thelooneys.com. Below are my favorites from July, lovingly categorized for your viewing pleasure. (Note: I’ve inserted some of those vertical pipe thingies (|) for searches I don’t want to “encourage.”)
Category: Good Question
will brown sod turn green
how to help middles school kids to go through puberty
oldest person to live by eating dannon yogurt in russia
marty schottenheimer high blood pressure
mattress minivan fit
pedestrian right of way jokes parking lot walmart
Category: Please, Go Away
magic johnson and isaiah thomas kissing
boys getting han job
darth vader bong
wrinkled butt
wrinkled butts
expl|icit butts...
canvas painting of cowboy boots surrounded by cowgirl boots
linda carter stri|pping
broo|ke bu|rke wrapped in a flag
broo|ke bu|rke nud|e pictures
fattie paintings
i shot her dead
Category: You, On The Other Hand, Can Stick Around
book of sarcasm
levels of sarcasm
sarcastic gestures
irony sarcasm
dolly madison coconut gems
joe montana vs. john elway
what is poison to a dog
Category: Why? WHY? W H Y ???
real lemon poison ivy
farting post
quotes niece
niece quotes (consistently one of the most popular searches, second only to "Jason Looney")
Category: Yes, THAT Chris Jones
chris jones
chris jones - muscle
chris jones-actor
chris jones tab
chris jones sports
chris jones drummer
baseball chris jones
chris jones racing
chris jones ra|pe
dotson puppies
paul harris clothing
paul harris clothing store
hard dance looneys
jason daniel looney
tiger looney
jason looney death row
Category: Tony Danza’s Hot Body
tony danza biceps