I'm Your Boy

Published 15 July 05 06:30 PM | Jason Looney 

Dear Makers of Products, 

If you have a product that you are trying to sell, please send one to me.  For I give you my word: If you send me a free product, I will seriously consider writing about it.

You have nothing to lose, really.  If I like your product, I might just write a beautifully-worded review of it, other bloggers might link to my review, and you could very well receive a boat-load of powerful and free advertising.  And, as an added bonus, I promise that even if I don't like your product at all, I will say very nice things about it when I auction it off on eBay. 

If you’re interested, here are the types of products that I would like to review for this website:

  • Automobiles (luxury brands, preferably)
  • Video game consoles (I’ll need 10-20 games for a thorough review, please)
  • Currency (large bills are what Daddy likes best!)
  • Snack cakes
  • HD camcorders
  • HD displays
  • HD anything, really, including hard drives and Häagen-Dazs

So if you're tired of other bloggers blowing you off with their self-righteous “ethics,” why don’t you give me a try?

Sincerely,
Jason Looney
President, CEO, Chairman, Founder
thelooneys.com

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# Jeremy Wright said on July 15, 2005 8:07 PM:
Claiming to be the CEO of a company when you aren't is a federal offence ;-)

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