Lemon Has Been Ruined For Us
Lemon has been ruined for us. The floor cleaner people and the furniture polish people can’t settle for lemon scent anymore — they are using real lemon juice. So now you cannot eat anything lemon without it reminding you of cleaner and/or polish. You’ll say things like, “Yuck, these yellow Sour Jacks taste like Pledge.” But then you realize: Pledge has real lemons in it. The Sour Jack does not. And you have never eaten Pledge. You have probably never eaten a whole lemon.
My point? Lemon has been ruined for us.
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