Grokster Loses
Today the Supreme Court ruled, in a unanimous decision, that the word “grok” is ugly, disgusting, and completely unnecessary. Citizens who have read or heard the word are urged to slide splayed metal hangers into their earholes, poking their very brains.
Experts warn that anyone using the word in the future will not be understood. They say the word will be but Martian to our bleeding, happy ears.
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