Things I Didn't Invent

Published 06 April 05 06:30 AM | Jason Looney 

Things I Didn't Invent
(source: Google)

  • "beyond the scope of human ingenuity" — 8 hits
  • "Dave Whiner" — 212 hits
  • "the golden rope of truth" — 1 hit (so close!)
  • "flying cars" — 77,500 hits (not so close…)
  • "the pancake" — 132,000 hits
  • “at the end of the day” – 3,200,000 hits
  • “beleive” — 964,000 hits
  • “wierd” — 1,280,000 hits
  • “definately” — 3,360,000 hits
  • “Sabado Gigante” — 9,220 hits 
  • "at all" — 83,600,000 hits (lest you think I exaggerate)
  • “the bulleted list” — 16,100 hits

Things I Did Invent
(source: Google)

  • "crapper cakes!" — 0 hits
  • "Jason Looney For President" — 0 hits
  • "McCreeping Death Deluxe" — 0 hits
  • "flamethrower-defeating pistol" — 0 hits
  • "flamethrower-defeating fire extinguisher" — 0 hits
  • "flamethrower-defeating slingshot" — 0 hits
  • "flamethrower-defeating quick feet" — 0 hits
  • "doughnut bong" — 0 hits
  • “donut bong” — 0 hits
  • “bong for the rapid ingestion of donuts and/or doughnuts” — 0 hits
  • “grizzled yet hairy” — 0 hits
  • "Scoble fishing" — 0 hits
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# corndog said on April 26, 2005 9:49 AM:
Where can I get a donut/doughnut bong?

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