Thank You, Windows XP
Thank you, Windows XP, for letting me know that my document was sent to the printer.
When I clicked the printer icon in the toolbar, then clicked the "Print" button on the ensuing dialog, then saw the little printer icon appear in the system tray, I wasn't sure what you were going to do with my document. But now I know. You sent it to the printer. Thank you!
Now, go away. I've walked down the hall to the printer, retrieved my document, walked back to my desk, and here you are, still telling me that you sent my document to the printer. See, Windows XP, I have the printed document right here in my hand. Your good deed has been duly noted. You can go away now. Please go away.
You’re not going away. Why? WHY AREN'T YOU GOING AWAY, WINDOWS XP? PLEASE GO AWAY.
KILL YOU, WINDOWS XP! KILL YOU!