The White Stripes have certainly earned their share of accolades for their tenuous brand of bluesy whatnot, and many, many people appreciate the fact that no computers or breakfast cereals are ever used in the recording of their albums.  What most people don't realize is that they recently won perhaps their most prestigious award, The Of-All-People-In-The-World-I-Know-Of-Who-Get-Paid-To-Play-Drums-You're-Absolutely-The-Worst Award.