Tuesday, August 16, 2005 4:00 PM
Chris Jones
Why I watch Pro Wrestling
Gratuitous violence; heavy metal blaring; [real] blood;
sheer affected rage; Hulk Hogan; women exactly like the men except
for make-up and fake boobies; hollering; Rocky Balboa? (NO!);
third-grade-educated audiences; spiral perms; Speedos; people smacked
by folding chairs...
Okay I don't really watch it