Chris Jones

I work across the street from a large Mall that features a Ruby Tuesday restaurant. Today, they brought us some menus and offered free delivery. Much to my amazement, the menus said "Ruby Tuesday." You'll notice no letter "s" at the end. Here's the thing: Read More...

The phrase is undeniably over-the-top. I once worked with an older man named Lonnie who would continually use the phrase, "I'll kill," particularly with inanimate objects (but with co-workers as well). "KILL YOU!" pleases me in the same way as Lonnie's Read More...