The Wrong Side of the Tracks

I am far too lazy to write actual blog posts, so instead I'm posting a recent IM conversion between two fictional characters.  We’ll call them say… “Alan Dotson” and “Jen Dotson”.

Jen: We should move to Alaska
Alan: Minnesota is warmer, let's move there
Jen: Minnesota? No way. Alaska is beautiful
Alan: So am I, but you don't see people moving to me.
Jen: Not that you know of, anyway.
Alan: That could be embarrassing.  "Excuse me Alan, you appear to have a small family living in your ass crack."

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