June 2006 - Posts

29 June 2006
Linday Lohan Hates Kids

This story is kind of old, but someone just recently brought it to my attention. Lindsay Lohan doesn't like kid movies. "(I don't) need to do any more kid movies," Lohan tells Harper's Bazaar magazine in their upcoming issue. "The word kid makes you feel Read More...

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26 June 2006
Bigger than a Breadbox

When I play "20 Questions," and it's the other person's turn to guess the noun in my head, I like to choose "breadbox." When the other person asks if my noun is bigger than a breadbox, I can say, "No, it's exactly the same size. And shape." The game usually Read More...

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23 June 2006
The Wrong Side of the Tracks

I am far too lazy to write actual blog posts, so instead I'm posting a recent IM conversion between two fictional characters. We’ll call them say… “Alan Dotson” and “Jen Dotson”. Jen: We should move to Alaska Alan: Minnesota is warmer, let's move there Read More...

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