Al-Qaeda Hates Pork Chops

A recent news story on CNN talks about Osama bin Laden's right-hand man, Ayman al-Zawahiri appearing in a video to taunt the US.  Here is the “taunting” quote that seemed to get the most attention:

"My first message is to the butcher of Washington, Bush: You are not just defeated and lying about it, but you are, with God's help, a loser."

Calling W a butcher?  Thats the best this guy can come up with?  Come on, this is America, terror boy!  We love our butchers.  We love anyone involved in preparing food to shove in our giant pie holes.  (Mmmm.  Pie.)  He might as well have called President Bush the ice cream man of Washington.

If he is trying to make President Bush seem unpalatable to the American people, he would have been better calling him something else.  Let's see if we can come up with a list of professions that would be worse.

• IRS Agent of Washington
• Telemarketer of Washington
• DMV Worker of Washington
• Policeman of Washington (no i don’t have issues with authority)
• Tow Truck Driver of Washington
• Inventor of the Internet of Washington
• Tofu Maker of Washington
• French Waiter of Washington
• Door-To-Door Salesman of Magazines of Washington (Technically not selling anything, just collecting points for his trip to Cozumel)
• Barbara Streisand

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