January 2006 - Posts

25 January 2006
What Do the Steelers and Your Boss Have in Common?

During the AFC Championship game on Sunday (which we should never speak of again) my 3 year old, Noah, told me that "The Steelers are uncreatable." "Oh really?" I replied. "And what does uncreatable mean?" He explained for me. "The Steelers are stupid. Read More...

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11 January 2006
Walker, Texas Ranger

You may or may not be a fan of Chuck Norris, but either way you will find this site both funny and offensive. My favorite non-profane items would have to be: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Read More...

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03 January 2006
Clean Cheeks

Maybe I am in the minority here due to my phobic anal fastidious nature, but to me a key part of the toilet-cleaning process is cleaning the actual seat of the toilet. Otherwise known as the only part of the toilet that you touch, other than the handle. Read More...

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